If there's a way, Michael will find it

Okay, I shouldn't be amazed by the variety of ways Michael can make a mess, but sometimes I am.  His face is always dirty after eating because he licks his lips several times during the meal.  He says he does it to get the food off his mouth, but all this does is deposit more food onto his face.  Now I can understand his face would be messy after eating something with a sauce, like spaghetti.

Would you have guessed fresh spinach?  No salad dressing, just plain ol' leaves.